If it were up to me, I wouldn’t have thought to build a 1m deep fortress wall of chicken manure in front of a grocery store, but I’m not from here, and I don’t know the market. (at Country Grocer SSI)

If it were up to me, I wouldn’t have thought to build a 1m deep fortress wall of chicken manure in front of a grocery store, but I’m not from here, and I don’t know the market. (at Country Grocer SSI)

Look around you this afternoon and you’ll probably notice that all the cars are grey, burgundy, blue, white, or black. Cautious colours, chosen by the last recession. (at Hope - Chevron & Town Pantry)

Look around you this afternoon and you’ll probably notice that all the cars are grey, burgundy, blue, white, or black. Cautious colours, chosen by the last recession. (at Hope - Chevron & Town Pantry)

Hey, countries that dropped atomic bombs, napalmed villages, practice extraordinary renditions, keep political prisoners without charge, bulldoze homes for collective punishment, spy on your own people, carry out extrajudicial executions by drone, waterboard, have a legacy of residential schools, store weaponized smallpox, import poverty-wage labourers, or still use white phosphorous munitions:

German and Argentinian football fans eagerly await your Nazi and secret police jokes, tonight.

There were self-styled backyard barbecue kings walking away from stampede 2014 feeling really inadequate, I guarantee it. Top: I saw them cleaning this grill with the kind of blowtorch they use when they tar-patch highways. Bottom: Optimus Prime Rib. A block-long citadel of meat, that rolled in from Oregon.

There were self-styled backyard barbecue kings walking away from stampede 2014 feeling really inadequate, I guarantee it. Top: I saw them cleaning this grill with the kind of blowtorch they use when they tar-patch highways. Bottom: Optimus Prime Rib. A block-long citadel of meat, that rolled in from Oregon.

The Share™ a Coke® machines. Just type your name on the touchscreen then wait for approval because they don’t allow other trademarks and they don’t want swear words and in a few seconds your personalized Coke can is ready so move it because people are waiting!

The Share™ a Coke® machines. Just type your name on the touchscreen then wait for approval because they don’t allow other trademarks and they don’t want swear words and in a few seconds your personalized Coke can is ready so move it because people are waiting!

Calgary’s subway system is above ground, but superway sounded dumb, so they called it the C-Train. I think the C stands for “Collision”.

Calgary’s subway system is above ground, but superway sounded dumb, so they called it the C-Train. I think the C stands for “Collision”.

Maybe the City of Calgary is experimenting with ditching property taxes and moving to an ad-supported model, at least for infrastructure.

Maybe the City of Calgary is experimenting with ditching property taxes and moving to an ad-supported model, at least for infrastructure.

It’s back! You gave it up in the 90’s, but now you can win back your free will at the #Calgary #Stampede midway!

It’s back! You gave it up in the 90’s, but now you can win back your free will at the #Calgary #Stampede midway!

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#CanadaDay highlight: everyone on the bridge in #Banff singing O Canada, together.

#CanadaDay highlight: everyone on the bridge in #Banff singing O Canada, together.